Ke Jinjang Pelamin Jugak Akhirnya..Tahniah buat Kamal & Ana

I dont know whether people know that I am the 1 who match making them..but I am glad..sebuah masjid akhirnya terbina..ME??? Pelamin angan ku musnah??? Tak tau lagi bila??jumpa, hilang, mencari2 atau masih blum pasti..

THBC nama singkatan untuk The Heritage Bay Club Marina & Resort betukar nama ker RI-YAZ Heritage..new management kata nyer..Memori manis pahit di THBC takkan luput dari ingatan..how nice if all of us could get together like before..right??? Maybe..don't know..InsyaAllah.. Yang pasti..yang tinggal..sape jer?? Sofi, Dahlia & Kamal kot..I adore you guys!

Zaman dah berubah...hati pun berubah..kawan silih berganti macam baju jugak but as fas as I can remember..I tak pernah buang baju2 tu walau selusuh mana pun..value?? entahlah maybe good memori kot..how I wish..

I never had a last day in THBC..after I resign..I was call to come back to help the monsoon cup, then another farewell was done..tapi dah tak macam dulu2 lagi.. B4 we are all like brother & sister eventhough I am the mastermind behind everything..kalau tak I pun mungkin kamal.. I still keep the letter that I gave to every1 b4 I left..& everytime I read it..all the good memories comes into my mind..best nyer! Sailing! best nyer ker kenyir! best nyer celebrated every1 birthday...best nyer gi makan kat marang! best nyer laksa..laksam! Ayo..too many good memories...

I missed you guys so much! Very Very Much..

best regards

nick azmir@ Zamir Shukri

Kalau Ada Yang Dengki & Busuk Hati

Actually, this blog should continue without any disturbance from anyone. I was so surprised that masih ader dek Melayu yang masih dengki & busuk hati.

Sebenar nyer tujuan blog nie di buat hanyalah untuk suka2..mengubat hati di kala duka & mengimbau nostalgia pahit manis di Pulau Duyung, Kuala Terengganu. Di sebabkan oleh faktor dengki & busuk hati di kalangan manusia yang memang boleh di catagorykan sebagai SETAN nie maka terpaksalah blog ini di sembunyikan lebih dari 5 bulan..

Dan sekarang, selepas isue2 berbangkit dah senyap dengan sendirinya maka blog ini di hidupkan kembali..harapan supaya blog ini dapat diceriakan seperti dulu2. Since the original blog was called the BITCH CLUB so tak salah rasa nya we start to bicth around tapi haruslah dengan fakta2!

To all the people that I care so much..This is for you guys. My wish is we will stay in touch even though every1 have their own things to do! I presumed, after this, there will be no culprit among us..ENJOY!

ASW

Happy Birthday Sabok Badak!!

SB(Sabok Badak lar) birthday is today 10th May 2007..bintang apa hah? anyway, I would say you're the most playful one lar among all! compliment?? find out yourself :)

Di sebabkan birthday2 yang telah lalu..penuh dengan surprised..jadi, SB requested tak nak surprised birthday party sbb dgn confident nyer dia cakap..dia akan tahu punyer! Bongkak sikit member kita nie..Tungguuuuuuuuuuu!

We planned to celebrate his birthday on 11th May but I have the feelings that he will know abt it so myself & ubi tom decided to changed our plan to 10th May at 12 midnight..

Lepas gi beli hadiah SB kat ARENA(sblm tu gi cari kat The Store tapi haramm satu benda pun tak dak), we all terus gi order satey..3G, Chupaka & myself..Dan di sebabkan kitaorg kelaparan, kita org pun singgah makan laksa & laksam Terengganu..(sedap sungguh)..Ada crita di sebalik crita nie..tapi tak pa ah...9th May(I takkan lupa punyer date nie) :P

Tiba jer detik 11:15mlm..hati I dah berdebar2 takut surprised kita tak menjadi. Yang si Yoda nie pun satu..ada ker waktu tu dia ajaq SB gi kitchen..Nasib baik I boleh guna kuasa veto untuk membuatkan SB balik ker office & duduk di kerusi nya tak bergerak ker sana ker sini..Guys...U still need me :D

Detik 12mlm acara bermula..Jeng3..Happy Bithday to U..Happy Birthday to U...Happy Birthday to Shahmir..Happy Birthday to U!!!Merah padam muka dia..It's a surprised! Unfortunately..We missed our 3G and Smeagal..tak dapat hadirkan diri atas sebab2 yg tak dapat dielakkan..

Anyway..all of us enjoyed every moment last nite! SB, Wishing U Every Luck & Success!

ASW

Cruise lagi..

Actually, I tak plan langsung pun nak pi cruise2 nie sebab I bukan suka sangat sailing tengah2 hari..Dahlah hangat nak mampos..kulit I jangan cakap lar..macam ketam bakaq(version Sabok Badak dgn GB). Si minah Lempoyang pulak very persuasive jadi I pun ikutlah diaorg. Tapi nak di jadikan cerita..I rasa macam nak cxl jer naik cruise tu sbb??? Cuma tiga ekoq tu jer yg tau! Lain kali habaq awai2 noo! That day was fun though..tapi lagi best kalau semua FO staff yang ikut..baru gempak satu Duyong! Tak gitu? I am missing something here..Ana, U know what I am taking about kan? :)

The cruise was fun lar! tapi for Sabok Badak, GB & Lempoyang lagi fun lar..sebab depa nie satu haram pun tak tau pasal sailing so kerja depa2 nie, ambik gambaq..posing sana ..ambik gambaq posing cnie. I confused!Gambaq2 kat atas tu..I tak tau sapa couple dgn sapa.Hahha! Last2 skali semua kena marah dgn Marina Manager, Mr. Dave Mills :D Padan Muka! Org suruh blajaq macamana nak handle sailing boat bukan suka2 ambik gambaq jer. To all FO staff..belajarlah dari kesilapan diri sendri & org lain..wakakakaka!

Thank you to En. Hashim, The Captain of the boat sebab memahami kerenah staff2 I yang giler mcm i jugak..hehehe..staff U sorang tu..sombong sangat lar! (Zie nama dia kalau tak silap).

Sapa2 yang tak pernah naik sail boat nie...I would suggest that you try once for the last time...sbb this sport just meant for elit2 people jer..since FREE-OF-CHARGE nie..ambik2 lah kesempatan!

ASW

Happy Birthday..LEMPOYANG!

Uhhh...Birthday surprised lagi...Thank you to Sabok Badak, Yoda & Ubi Tom! U makes this happened..Sorry guys as I have to make last minutes changes on the plan..Walaupun tak der cake..Ubi Tom has come out with a brilliant idea..roti & lilin..Lempoyang, lilin tu guna nya utk suluh di waktu2 gelap..Harap2 U like the watch & shirt tu.. :) GB bagi apa??? What else could we say..Happy Birthday & Semoga Bahagia Selalu & Beroleh Kejayaan.

Yesterday, Friday..Myself, Sabok Badak & GB planned pakai baju melayu..they both look like pakcik2 balik kenduri arwah..Sabok Badak dah tak leh butang leher..reason being?? Dah gumok lar..apa lagi?? Org lain jangan jeles K.

Lepas jer abis birthday tu..sesi bergambar pun bermulalah...

So Fun with you guys around! I am going to missed all of you...too bad that minah skirt tak join kitaorg, if not sure kena buli nyer! Wakakakaka...

Mungkin tak byk org tahu yang sebenornya ada udang di sebalik batu..behind the scene. MIB! Jangan pecah lobang ok..But I managed at last..so happy! kuang3

Tallypia..keep quiet please!

Pic kat atas nie macam pinang di belah dua..Bila nak makan nasik minyiok nie..? Tak sabor2 kitaorg!

Tapi dalam banyak2 pictures..nie yang paling sensasi. Tangkap lentok U! Tak tau sapa yang buat but disebabkan picture nie di hantar melalui email so taknaklah saya menhampakan hasrat tuan yg empunya diri maka gossip2 liar pun terjadilah...:P Amboi lentok abis tu! Sabok Badak..Nak critakan tak incident air lior basi dalam kreta smlm?

Tapi I rasa I yang paling bruntung sebab dapat bergambar dengan semua kodok2 FO walaupun ada belalai2 nak turut serta..hehehehe

Overall...I would say that yesterday was the most happening day...

ASW

Another story of us...

Last night we celebrated "YODA MASTER" birthday! It's a surprised birthday actually. We have plan this for so long...but since YODA nie yang terkecik antara kitaorg semua(sblm Smeagal joint), so we decided not to wished HAPPY BIRTHDAY to her..Her birthday was on 22nd April but we only celebrated last nite on 23rd..



As usual, di sebabkan kita org tak wish dia on her birthday, muka dia sekali imbas macam budu, org penang cakap macam belacan!

Actually, I, 3G, Ubi Tom dgn GB dah awal2 lagi beli hadiah..since this YODA suka sangat dgn Converse Brand(berangan walaupun duduk KT!) jadi kitaorg pun belilah handbag Converse kat dia..Pink coror U..we hope she like it lar! Last nite hari2 yg di tunggu2 telah tiba..but before that..I dgn 3G dah sibuk2 membeli belah, sbb kitaorg nak masak BBQ(kat Awie's Chalet-Dongga Dong, U should C the place..nice!) Kitaorg gi masak kat Umah 3G lar sbb mak dia gi KL antar adik dia masuk UM(adik dia kantoi isap rokok masa kita gi makan kat Syah Bandar..terbiru2 muka dia sbb 3G confident giler yg adik dia nie innocent..!)As usual I buat ayaq asam..(my speciality) nak cicah dgn ikan sebelah, pari n sotong yg kitaorg beli tu...3G dah perap kepak ayam awal2 lagi sebenornya so our time tu tak lah rush sgt! I salute U la 3G. TQ. Chupaka dgn Ubi tom pulak masak bihun goreng(Penang pangge Bihun Bodo). Abis ajer memasak kita org terus pack dalam tupperware(umah 3G tak cukup tupperware pulak! Sama ada tak dak ataupun 3G tak tau cari sbb jarang2 masuk dapuq..Obviously!) Pas tu kita terus gi Awie's chalet(sebenor pegi tengok jer sbb I takut lupa jalan almaklumlah dah tua2 nie!)

Plan punya plan macam nak gila! but last2 I tak dapat join sbb stucked dgn Datuk Patrick Lim but I am glad that..our plan went well..TQ to Ubi Tom, 3G, Chupaka for the effort! Yoda! U owe them one!

I joint all of them at about 12midnight after I finished the meeting..MIB & Chupaka got to leave coz dia org nie kupu2 malam.! GB..Thank you for sending me back home...org ajak tiduq kat umah, tak mau!(Sabok Badak..U got a point if GB sleep over..matilah I) :D

I hope u like the necklace! :P

Anyway..everything went very well..TQ..TQ..TQ to U all..You're the BEST!!

Twilight Cruise

Pehhh, cam hero je aku naip pasal trip yg aku tak pegi, dgn org² yg pegi tp yg aku kenal ade la dlm due tige kerat. But, here goes. Last weekend ASW and friends went for a cruise at the marina itself. Look really nice. Here are some photos of the events.

Sebenonye aku pun tak tau bende ni dipanggil ape. Belasah je la. Kalu kete ke, moto ke, aku tau a gak name spesifik die. Tp sukan ayor ni aku kureng a sikit ngan bende ni. Kalu bot pukat tunde, jet ski, kapal persiaran tu, aku tau a. Nnt korg komen a. Cite kat aku same. AKu nulih ni pun sekado bidan terojun. Tu yg hampehh tu. Ok, next picture...

Haa, ni gambo...sori, aku pun tak kenal sape. So sbg penulis yg beretika lagi hero, aku akan bg name kat diorg ni. Dr kiri, Abg Suparjo, sebelah die Mokcik Gayahdan aku bajet budak kecik yg duduk atas pangkuan Markonah(ni pun name yg aku hentam) ni musti anak Mokcik Gayah name die hmmm, Hafiz. Sebelah Hafiz ngan Markonah tu, name die Mala. Next Shot...

Amboih Mokcik Gayah. Posing die. Pehhh. Ha, some familiar face - kanan sekali Liza burung hantu. Die ni pun aku kenal sbb gi Kenyir sekali ari tu. Belakang Liza tu name die Sutinah and sebelah kanan Mokcik Gayah tu name die Kong Ah Kuat. Next...

Ni ASW dgn senyum plastik die. Angker sungguh senyuman itu. Takde keikhlasan langsung.

Kanan sekali ni adalah Chef. Siap pakai glove. Aku pun tak tau die nak buat ape. Aku bajet die ni one of the awok².

Ni si ASW mengeluokan power FORCE star wars die. Tengok a, pejam mate tu. Konsentrasi yg tinggi. Sbb tu la gambo ni mcm ade gangguan. Senang cite FORCE ni kalu dimelayukan, die seangkatan dgn melepaskan jin² belaan beliau. Mmg berantu betui mamat ni.

Tengok betape rilexnye depa ni.

Hmm, mcm muke makcik kantin sekolah rendah aku dulu. Nostalgia sungguh.

Pehh, korg nengok tu. Ni la hasilnye slps si ASW ni melepaskan jin² belaannye. Nak ngorat Mokcik Gayah rupenye. Janji ASW bahagia. Dah, aku dah ngantuk. Korang tambah a sendiri pasni. Layan...zassss...

Dikir Barat Atromen

Lagu ni mmg power. Aku tengah terbayangkan kalu Si ASW yg nyanyi lagu ni. Pasti gempar satu Pulau Duyong. Seluruh penduduk di sekitar akan menganggapnye sbg hero mereka. Nicktromen - Hero Pulau Duyong. Namenye akan gah di segenap pelusuk pulau tersebut. Dari Seberang Takir sampai ke Kg Oh. Juga akan menjadi sebutan mokcik-mokcik jual keropok lekor di Losong. Muzium Losong akan penuh dgn kepale² resakse yg ditewaskannye. Semuenye disimpan disane utk pameran dan yg mane yg unik akan diletakkan di rumah beliau sbg souvenir.

Walaupun ASW agak kerbi sedikit, namun ini tdk menghalang beliau dr terus bermaharajalela dgn menewaskan resakse² yg cube menawan Pulau Duyong. Cume sekarang ini, Nicktomen terpakse buat suit baru kerana suit yg lame, saiznye mase 8 thn dahulu. So sekarang kalau still pakai suit tu, perut akan terkeluar sikit. Ianya akan nampak ganjal serta ginjal. Anyway, dgn kehadiran Nicktromen di Pulau Duyong, keselamatan Pulau Duyong itu sendiri menjadi lebih terjamin berikutan pemindahan besar²an resakse dr Tokyo ke Pulau tersebut.

Enjoy the song. Bersambung di siri lain...

Now..I know what I missed the most! TQ

First of all, thanks to Smurfat & MIB..Now, I remember what I missed the most all this while!

I missed my childhood life..I missed my kindergaten friends, my sekolah rendah friends, my teachers, my soul mates, my cinta monyet's..my scandals..my part time n full time lovers, my books, my cartoon movies, MY LIFE ESPECIALLY!

Oh my GOD! I know that GOD still love me that that's why, I am still here writing the story of my life..From Kampung boy..and knowing nothing about life..Here I am! And I can proudly say that "I love me..the only ME" sound selfish right? I am SELFISH but why people border? I never hurt them!

Talking to MIB & Smurfat the other day..I recalled back some stories throughout my life. I can't believed it! I am going to be 31 years old this year..I thought that, I am just still 17 or 18..preparing for my SPM but the fact was, I've gone beyond. The time that my friends still struggaled in school for their STPM, I was doing my London Chamber already..The time that they went to University, I worked already. At the age of 19yo, what I know was just work & work & work. Y?? For money obviously!

I completed my Chartered Institute of Marketing when I was 21yo. Life moved so fast, I have gone through difficult life..I have gone through happy & sad but what left for me? Experience...yeah EXPERIENCE! Nobody knows that I was a cleaner before, security guard after that, working day and nite..morning as a clerk and evening as a promoter boy. I am glad coz with the experiences, I am now a better person. I was a Manager when I was 21yo, I was a General Manager when I was 25yo, I was a Group Executive Director when I was 28yo. I'm proud of myself!

Life can't never be easy..It's how you managed & manipulate your life & as long as u don't break the law, you'll be safe. I know that I am a better person now! It's up to people to jugde me! I don't give a damn!

To Adlin, Man, Choo & Ijoi..Thank you for always be there for me all this while. Your time, advises & supports, I will never forget! NEVER..

To all my staff...Thanks for making my dreams come through even for a short period.. Without U guys supports..I don't know, where am I going to be..I hope, it is not too late for me to say that having all of U in my life "IT'S REALLY A BLESS"

Please don't think negative, you'll never know what will happen tomorrow & I don't wanna missed the opportunity to thanks everybody..THANK YOU..THANKS A MILLION!

NICKERS

Daripada Nana Tanjung!

SAJAK TAK BERTAJUK

Bangsaku Merdeka

Bangsaku Kaya

Bangsaku Bumiputra

Bangsaku Merdeka

apa itu erti kemerdekaan

selagi kerusi di rumah apek longsi yang punya

selagi tanah sekangkang kera ceti empunya

selagi jiwa dibelenggu hasat, dengki & durjana

selagi tidak tahu nilai merdeka...apakah itu bangsa Merdeka

bangsaku merdeka

Bangsaku Kaya

apa itu erti kekayaan jika hasil ia adalah hasil penipuan

apa itu etri kekayaan jika maruah yang ada digadaikan

apa itu erti kekayaan jika bermusuh sesama insan

tetapi........aku tahu bangsaku kaya

kaya dengan hasutan, cemuhan, kutukan & tidak lupa angan2

bangsaku kaya

Bangsaku Bumiputra

bumiputra.....eh peliknya kata2

adakah kami tulen belaka

adakah kami mengerti bahasa ibunda

adakah semua rukun negara diambil kira

adakah sedar mereka yang bergelar Bumiputra

yang mereka telah dikimia mengikut citarasa

bangsaku bumiputra

bila ada peluang direbutnya mereka seperti ikan pirana....

apabila bertutur pula, alangkah malunya...kerana pertuturan bak wayang cina

bumiputra...adakah ini ertinya....Sakai, Penan, Iban, Negrito, Kadazan...baru kena

penetap tulen di bumi MALAYSIA.

karya-cucu malbari

hakcipta terpelihara

31 Disember 1999

11.59 malam

Minyok-Version Kuala Berang

Semua orang pakat dok gelak pasal crita nie..Penglipur lara nya adalah MIB! So lets put the minyok on the fire! agak2 gigi sapa yang nak tercabut this time around!
Lets join this blog Guys...Welcome to my fellow colleague, Bola2 Api, Bonzai@Smurfat, Burung Antu, Itik Gembo2, Talapia, Triple Bitch & ABE.

To my fellow staff.. sesapa yang nak join, you're welcome but if you guys smash me..Ingat2lah yang U all tu blum confirm lagi...Welcome to MIB, Yoda Master, Chupaka, Gigi Besi, Lempoyang, Ubi Tom, Sabok Badak, Plywood & Pizza Man.
Let me remind everybody that nobody allowed to used your real name..alasan nyer! I tak mau kantoi satniiie..kalau kantoi..biaq pecah di perut jer! Adios & Enjoy..

Thank you very much to Mat Dongga for the effort until this blog jadi kenyataan! LOve U!

Readers Info

Nick dah start nak post artikel. Beware all you Duyongs and kodox out there. If you want to reply, please use the comment link below each article. For your info, I will be on the neutral side. So, if any of you members of Pulau Duyong wanted to post an article, compose it and email it to me at pulauduyong@gmail.com. I will publish it without any sort of filter or lembaga penapisan. Cheers...

Introduction

Welcome to Pulau Duyong blog. This is basically a place for all the Duyongs and kodox to bitch around about everything and anything. So far there is no rules applied. I bet i need not put any rules because basically it will be broken. So, go on guys and girls, bash, provoke and fire each other up.

Please email me about any topic that you might want me to publish here in this blog. Nik, please provide me your gmail address as I would like to add you as one of the administrator so that you can also publish your own articles, rumours, gossip, etc². Enjoy...